(Source: aliciaaadani)

This reaction to my medication went from “bruises on my legs” to “literally too painful to stand”.

Fucking perfect.

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the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

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tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

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nheadphones:

Drone Party Hats??