teammibward: “You see that? Free drinks.”
Forever sexually frustrated
Tomatoes are fucking disgusting.
followthewhiterabbitt: A big shout out to the beautiful Rhys Warfe, it’s your birthday today! I’ll always remember the awesome times we had when we went to Next and would kick it in the metal room and would go and get Maccas after. I’m quite fond of the time when we went to next and we were the only people there! It was cold and we were both tired but it was still really special because we...
A reason not to watch bears having sex
mrshowardhughes: ladycabbage: shirttuckedinandshoesuntied: If they become aware of your presence, they will make eye contact with you while they climax. A beargasm lasts up to 23 minutes and you will be frozen in fear as they stare you down without blinking for nearly a half-hour, depositing four gallons of semen into their partner. And into your soul.
... Oh yeah.
I’m 21 now. I should change that on my blog.
Anonymous asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: A list of things that do not offend people • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist All that white space needs to apologise for being privileged!